John Goodman as Daddy Gemstone in The Righteous Gemstones
John Goodman was Twitter trending
on Sunday
on Sunday
Mr. John Goodman, who plays Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone on The Righteous Gemstones, was Twitter trending on Sunday morning.
Now folks, we don’t see Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone Twitter trending often. Come to think of it, this is the first time I’ve seen Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone Twitter trending. Therefore, like y’all, the first thought coming to mind was, “What happened?!”
Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone isn’t a young buck anymore. He’s Social Security check recipient age. And famous folks in that age group tend to trend In Memoriam.
Come to find out, though, Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone wasn’t Twitter trending because he had gone on to glory, but he was Twitter trending because somebody thought he was one of those insurrectionist oath keeper Capitol pissing shitting devils. Needless to say, folks who know Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone didn't find that funny.
Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone is a human being who has enough couth to know that God didn’t make him to piss and shit in buildings. God made man and woman to think, not to stink.
“Praise be to He,” as Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone would say.
Now folks, we don’t see Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone Twitter trending often. Come to think of it, this is the first time I’ve seen Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone Twitter trending. Therefore, like y’all, the first thought coming to mind was, “What happened?!”
Saw John Goodman trending & my heart sunk.
— dean ✊🏼 (@deanm0riarty) February 21, 2021
Thank the lawd he’s okay. What a national treasure pic.twitter.com/swNVp7yJiT
Saw John Goodman trending and thought the worst. Glad he’s okay. pic.twitter.com/msAMdZ0I7V
— 🌛some guy named grant🌜 (@grantman71) February 21, 2021
Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone isn’t a young buck anymore. He’s Social Security check recipient age. And famous folks in that age group tend to trend In Memoriam.
Come to find out, though, Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone wasn’t Twitter trending because he had gone on to glory, but he was Twitter trending because somebody thought he was one of those insurrectionist oath keeper Capitol pissing shitting devils. Needless to say, folks who know Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone didn't find that funny.
John Goodman is ok, everyone.
— Reginald K. Sanshire (@RKSvsEverything) February 21, 2021
Some idiot shared a picture of an "Oath Keeper", and someone compared the guy in the picture to him.
Carry on.
John Goodman is trending because people are saying that an Oath Keeper resembles Mr. Goodman.
— ☯️𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦☯️ (@Starscream35) February 21, 2021
Stop scaring us Twitter algorithms!! 😱😱 pic.twitter.com/7nNnXZ8V4o
Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone is a human being who has enough couth to know that God didn’t make him to piss and shit in buildings. God made man and woman to think, not to stink.
“Praise be to He,” as Pastor Doctor Daddy Gemstone would say.
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